The BMW 201? i8 Hybrid Plug-In - The Future Is Here!

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    According to Bavarian Motor Works...the future is officially here! Based on BMW's new $136,000 plug-in Hybrid. The only remaining question is do we have the proper "clothes" to drive it? You see it comes with its own luggage specially made by French fashion Lord Louis Vuitton, so you have to go somewhere! This is Louis Vuitton Luggage which makes you important! I mean your driving a BMW, Sporting choice Louis Vuitton  luggage, standing around in the future...you damn well better have somewhere to go! 
According to BMW...

It is now official, we are living in the future. Thanks to German automotive giant
         Let's get back to "Hybrid" life. So when the smoke clears of course $136,000 on a Hybrid won't be the only thing you'll buy, I mean none of the clothes you have have now are "Hybrid" worthy! Nor do you have plugs for this thing yet! Are they charging you to even plug it in ? See so when the smoke clears you could very well be on the other  side of $200,00 so be careful.
      Really this is "Futuristic Hybrid Life" so watch for hidden cost. After this isn't an exact  science just yet. This is as described by the Bavarian AutoHaus "The 1st Of A New Age".  They have actually implemented through a series campaigns both on TV and Online that will highlight the advantages of the "Hybrid" life, so stay tuned, knowing BMW they should be nice. They aim to stress the "importance of innovation" The future is here! As BMW will use these campaigns in an attempt to re-interpret it own "Signature" version of "Driving Pleasure". You just spent $136,000 you better be enjoying yourself! I mean with such exquisite high-quality custom-made luggage to match you new $136,000 Hybrid...Seemingly makes it wrong to just sit at home! I mean if you still can? after all this is the future remember!You could be living in an outdated house and have to move! Who knows? 
    Like I said earlier the only real question is do we currently have the "clothes" to put in this luggage that came with this car from the future? Seem like our shoes should be talking to us or something? I mean...this is the future. Shouldn't we be arguing with our own Blue Jeans? After we are watching TV from space, plugging in our cars, and "E" mailing our friends and family...welcome to the future!
     So why not rush up and spend $136,000 on a BMW i8 Hybrid Plug-In, they are throwing a FULL set of Carbon-Fiber  luggage at you  in the deal! And talk about feeling special on the future for a mere $136,000 you can have a "special" set of luggage. A full set of One-Of A-Kind Louis Vuitton Carbon -Fiber luggage that no one else can sell and no one else can buy! Yes ! They made it just for you...so go somewhere! The luggage matches the car so the only thing that has to be on point is YOU! Where exactly is your  fashion sense? I mean I hope your not sitting amongst all this opulent Vuitton wearing Paisley! But like I said, go somewhere! This is the future no one sits at home.
        past! Plus we don't know if this this 6-figure Plug-In Hybrid even uses regular oil? Hybrid Oil  could be $6,000 a quart! So let's check on that also when we get back from from the future.
But remember you just spent $136,000 so watch cost, yes you do have bills waiting for you back in the past!
       But let's get back to Hybrid Life...this is the future so get to it! Ideally your sitting somewhere  in a nice cozy Villa South  of France, sipping on Tea, meticulously lying to somebody, the i8 plugged in, your clothes safe in your Carbon-Fiber 4-Piece thanks to Louis Vuitton, life is good. Or is it! I mean after all this is the future, Hybrid life! What else in your life is outdated  here in the future? Are we still even using "Fitted" sheets here in the future? Lots of things are changing, here in the future, keep up!
        Fortunately we can all thank BMW for addressing the issue of travel  in the future safely, soundly, securely and completely. Especially safely, for whatever reason Luggage Security is a big problem here, in the future. So Louis Vuitton addressed the issue with this 4-Piece Carbon-Fiber! Talk about "luggage toughness" This Louis Vuitton Carbon-Fiber has your clothes & sneakers safe and sound. So right now if someone rushed up with an Iron Crowbar your clothes and shoes are perfectly safe! They can, of course beat the Hell out of you! But your jeans and sneakers are safe and sound in Vuitton. The good news...once you heal up you will look nice...sporting freshly "unpacked" clothes, and your Hybrid should be FULLY charged ready to go, awesome! 
             The Hybrid i8 (I'm told ) will safely get us from Point A to Point B safely, soundly and more importantly Echo-Friendly. But don't sell all of your Gas Powered Vehicles just yet, we don't even know where to plug  these things in at!  A more important question would be does our "regular" Driver's License even work with these things? And what exactly does a "Smart" mean? Does it mean you sitting around in a parking lot somewhere arguing  with you car! See no one has clearly defined the term "Smart-Car" just yet, so be careful. It could go either way such as...
Hybrid: "Chuck...You smell like Alcohol, I'm not starting up!"  Who knows? This is the future, anything is possible. I mean really just how smart is this thing? I understand it is Hybrid but does that mean it has a full-blown  conscious? I mean will it notice things...? Things like...
Hybrid: "Chuck, this isn't your wife in the passengers seat, whats good? Initiating call home, dialing out! Actually let me go ahead and make this Left and swing back by the house! I'm sure Linda would love to know who this is sitting here smelling like PRADA!" No one knows! So keep a vehicle you can in fact still control, or at least one your still more smarter than! So watch these smart cars, they could become emotional or start taking us to church on Sunday's, whether we want to go or not!
    So let's wait and see what BMW adds to the mix in terms of electric mobility here on the streets of America? And remember to get some Hybrid-Clothes to complete the deal.And remember to check and make sure your regular Driver's License even works with these things, good luck!Let's take a wait-and-see approach on the Smart Car issue. Be sure and visit you local BMW dealer don't panic, understand Hybrid Dollars are a lot different than "Regular" dollars so make sure you get all the details. this is the future so, so dress like your spending over $100,000 on Hybrid transportation. This is the future, welcome to it!